fuck it.

milf-adjacent:

Full Middle Malcolmist

Full Middle Malcolmist

(via babyslime)

captain-price-unofficially:

(via skellydun)

sexhaver:

afloweroutofstone:

Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOO

(via bjornkram)

naggingatlas:

jame7t:

0v9:

jame7t:

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

(via joshpeck)

pointnclick:

It’s cuz you’re always fiddling on that damn roof

(via joshpeck)

penis-peeper:

you should care about physically disabled people because we’re people too, not because you might become one of us some day

(via joshpeck)

sovietnam:

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riley-coyotl:

eastgaysian:

the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there’s an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

It really be like that

(via zackisontumblr)

marisatomay:

no more guilty pleasures we enjoy things because we like them

(via zackisontumblr)

snaxle:

benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

(via zackisontumblr)

beetlefucker:

him: are you fucking stupid

me:

(via porterr-robinson)

badpanini:

i dont know what compelled to do all of them but here they are

(via bjornkram)

zegalba:

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

(via filigreefields)

pirateprincessjess:

I thought the worst thing someone could do was talk about knowing me when I “was a man” but I was wrong. I was so wrong.

(via bjornkram)